PREORDER

Because sometimes “I’m fine” means “Please don’t ask.”

This hat does the emotional labor for you — with just the right amount of wit, edge, and clinically aligned chic.

Go ahead, say everything and nothing at once.

Preorder now before your inner monologue sells out. 🧠🧢

Our signature Parallels Dad Hat is made from premium cotton twill, with "I'm fine." embroidered at the front and "Parallels" at the back in deep Racing Green.

Features an adjustable leather strap with brass hardware.

Lightweight and breathable with a broken-in feel from the first wear.

This item is available for PREORDER until Sunday, May 11th, and will ship 10-14 days after the presale window closes. 

You will be notified when your item has shipped.